The Harris Family: Chapter 7

Hey guys! The Harris Family is back! Last time we left off, Kyle had married Cordelia Marks after a romantic evening.

I guess it was a little too romantic. I think Cordelia's lovesick.

When they're on freewill, all the do is make out or hold hands.

Kyle wanted to go to the Art Gallery (for whatever reason.) so I had Cordelia tag along.

I didn't make them do this. They just really like P.D.A, I guess.

That night, Cordelia finds out she's pregnant.

Right after that big announcement, she decides to do the laundry.

Kyle helped. And yes I know, they're boringly in love. No secret affairs and what not but maybe next generation things will heat up ;)

Poke, poke, poke that fire. Don't, don't, don't catch fire.

Yeah, that's my song. It'll be a hit soon.

They do almost everything in the same room. They just can't stand to be apart. I can't wait until her pregnancy is over and I force her into a job. Heehee. They'll be lost without each other.

"Hey, I think I might be dying. Kyle! Help! I'm dying!"

"Oh S##$^%^*$%#&! I'm definitely dying!"

Eventually, she manages to give birth to a little boy named Martin (after Martin of Boys Like Girls)

They put Martin in his crib and then had a celebratory woohoo.

"Yeah, yeah we did it. Doo dooo we did it!"

What? Songs from Dora the Explorer aren't appropriate for this situation?

Time for a birfday!

Isn't he cute? I don't have a clue where he got that skin tone though. It doesn't really look like Cordelia or Kyle...

Don't have woohoo because you will get pregnant and die. (Yeah I stole that from Mean Girls. Sue me)

Martin plays with that thing every time we leave him unattended. The clinkity sounds drive me insane. Go ahead and lock me up!

Okay, who looks like a better parent while holding Martin? (because it's all about how it looks to the outsiders, ya know)

Cordelia?

Or Kyle?

I'm rooting for Kyle because he actually has pants on.

And she's pregnant again! Surprise, surprise. She and Kyle can't keep their hands off each other.

At least they're good parents though.

Just remember how you did it last time, Cordelia! You aren't dying!

I named her Aurora after...Well nothing. I don't like many (In reality, I mean none) female artists. Let's pretend she's named after the Aurora Borealis, haha.

Beep boop. Double Birthday. Your memory is being deleted.

Beep boop. Kyle is not happy. Kyle is a fine specimen. Beep boop. I am just a computer bot. Don't mind me.

Here's Martin! And it looks like he's cursed with my nose just like Kyle was.

Aurora has Grant's hair (Throwback!), Cordelia's nose, Kyle's lips?, and maybe his eyes too.

But all that technical mumbo jumbo doesn't matter. Who cares where she got her looks from? So far, she is very cute. Can she stay that way or does pretty fade? Find out next time.

-Love, Olivia