The Cooper Legacy: Chapter 2.2

Hey everyone! I'm back with more Cooper fun! Last time, Grant and Rae had a grumpy daughter named Veronica.

Vegas: This doll is me, the other one is my obsessive lover. I better run before she gets me! Ahhh!
Veronica: Yer playing dollies wrong. Bite dem!

Aww! :D I just had to get one cute picture of them together.

Vegas: Where's Vegas?

Veronica: In Nevada!

Vegas: Uh...no.
Veronica: Yes it is!

Vegas: No! This Vegas is right here!

Veronica: OH! Heehee

Grant: Hi baby! Goo goo ga ga?

Veronica: Stupid.

Grant: Come to Daddy!

Okay!

Grant: I was talking to Veronica.

....

Veronica: Walking is stupid.

Vegas: Why am I the only one on the bus? I'm scared!! DADDY?! RAE?!

Wait! Why are you calling your mother, Rae?

Vegas: ...She told me to.

What?

Vegas: Yeah she said "Stop calling me Mommy. It makes me sound like I care about you kids."

Vegas: This is hard. Can't I just google the answers?

We can't afford a computer. :'(

Actually, we can't even afford a bed for Vegas. Poor boy sleeps on the couch.

Rae: Woo! Yeah! Birthday! The older you get, the less you depend on me!

Aww! After a makeover, she'll be adorable. I love her little emo face.

Ta-da!

Veronica: I approve.

Why so sad, Roni?

Veronica: We live in a dump! Get me a new house!

I can't. We can't even afford two beds.

Veronica: You suck.

Veronica: "I'm leaving you!"

"Oh no! Anything but that?"

"Goodbye."

"My heart feels like a fiery pit of sadness"

...What?
Veronica: I'm only in elementary school.

Veronica: Homework is stupid.

That's not even yours! Stop doing your brother's homework.

I getting seriously desperate right now. We have only made like 500 bucks since we moved in and I really want to get them a new house so I'm forcing Rae to paint 24/7.

Vegas: I get to be a teen! :D

Grant: Yeah!

Rae: Woo!

Veronica: Lame.

You had a change of heart, I see.

Veronica: Shut up.

-Gasp- Oh dear lord! I hope that's just the angle of the shot.
Vegas: Heh heh. You know I'm cute. I tricked ya with that hair though.

Yeah that was frightening. (Note: I don't know why his body is so much paler than his face. Just ignore it.)
Vegas: Mm. Cake is delicious.
Did I mention she's also a slob?

Well I'm all out of pictures so tune in next time.

-Will Grant and Rae ever get married?

-How will Veronica like adolescence?

-Will we ever get out of the swamps?

Oh and if you'd be so kind as to comment and tell me who you'd like to see as heir (so far. You'll get to see Roni as a teen before any final decisions are made.)