The Cooper Legacy: Chapter 8.2

The Cooper's are back with the second half of the last chapter. I moved this chapter along quickly and there are lots of birthdays, they were being really boring and I didn't even have anything to photograph.

Jem: Oh hey. You're back to see my beauty.

Oh yeah. Don't stop.
Ellis: Don't even start with that again. It's not my fault that some bitch keeps breaking this tv.

Lavinia: Oh dear lord. Bruno smells awful! My eyes! The smell burns!

Ellis: Say heartbreak. That's all anyone will ever do. Break your heart.
Bruno: Love?
Ellis: That's not funny.

Lavinia: Nachooos. Nachos. Nachoos. Naaachooos.
Tallen: ...
Lavinia: Nachos! Say nachos!

Starr: Do you know what a disco is? I do. Mom taught me when I was little. Discos are really cool.
Jem: Discos? Discos were around before you were even born.
Starr: Disco is really cool. I like it when people disco.

Jem: SHUT UP ABOUT DISCOS!

Jem: Hey, Bruno. You can barely talk, I'll hang out with you.

Bruno: Heehee. She wuvs me cause I'm cute.

Jem: I'm not as excited for school as I was as a toddler.
Starr: No one is.

They're still as in love as ever which is pretty uncommon in my sim games.

Ellis: Omfg, if I hadn't gotten out of that house I probably would have chewed up the couch.

Lavinia: We're here now, what do we do?

Lavinia: Mhm. Okay. I think you should comb your hair to the other side.

Lavinia: Oh my god! And look at your stomach! It's getting flabby! You need to lose some weight! You're filling out that sweater a little too much.

Ellis: Whoa, hold up. I am not fat. This is pure, rock hard muscle.
Lavinia: Well I think you should wear this outfit that I keep in my pants.

Lavinia: Oh wow. You look amazing, babe.
Ellis: You gotta be kidding me. I look like a little old man.

Lavina: He did not just say that! I have a key to the city.

Ellis: OH MY GOD! You sell cupcakes and brownies?

Ellis: Look at my cake. This is the happiest day of my life.
Better than the birth of your kids?
Ellis: Definitely.

Ellis: Oh man! This park is great! They're got cupcake and butterflies!

Ellis: I CAUGHT ONE! YES! OH MY GOD! It's going home with me!

After an uneventful day, we had another birthday.

Ellis: Happy Birthday, Bruno! You're my favorite.

I really hate the EA kids clothes. So ugly.

Tallen: Hm yeah. I'm up for a disco.

D'aww. Isn't he adorable? And look, you can see his plumbob in the mirror in the background.

Who's that lil cutie in the polo?

Bruno: You really think I'm cute? :)

They don't even look like twins.

Ellis: So then I was like...

Lavinia: And I was like...

Lavinia: Heh heh. That was fun.

Ellis: Calm down. It wasn't that fun.

Ellis: Bills, bitch.

The girls are having a birthday. :)

Ellis: Oh. Those dumb bitches are having a party.
Don't say that about your daughters! You know you love them.
Ellis: Meh.

Lavinia: TOOT TOOT! GO GIRLS! WOOO!

This is Jem after her age up.

Jem: OH NO! THIS IS SO SCARY! I HAVE TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL! AND BE A TEEN!
As you can see she developed the coward trait....I'm not why she was even scared so I just made something up. :)

And this is Starr. You're lucky I put the make-up on her. Her nose is....huge.

So then I decided to give her a crazy outfit to match her crazy makeup.

Jem: This is startling. So upsetting. I have to share a room.

They are just the cutest little boys ever.

Starr: I'll just walk out into the street now. Lalala.

Jem: OH MY GOD! STAY OUT OF THE ROAD! You look crazy but I don't want you to get hurt! Be careful!

Starr: Whoa whoa. Calm down. No cars ever drive down this road.

Meanwhile, this is happening. Something cannot be unseen...

But I do love the little bubble heart that forms. :)

Jem: All we have in this house is cake this, cake that. I hate cake!

Looks like we got the drunk bus driver again. Look at that swerve action.

After a few more boring days, the boys have another birthday.

Lavinia: YAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Ellis: My boys are going to be men. This is the happiest day of my life...right behind the day I got cake at the park.

Ooh Tallen, you lookin' fine.

Tallen: No need to tell me what I already know.

Speaking of fine, look at Bruno!

Bruno: You like my plaid shirt? It's pretty cool.

Bruno: Ooh I know! We should get matching plaid shirts!

Tallen: So then I totally elbowed him in the face and climbed over like 50 people to get to the circle pit where we all started moshing.
Starr: Have you ever even been to a show?

Tallen: Well...no. But that's what I plan to do when I go the one next weekend. It's gonna be pretty heavy.
Starr: Really? Can I come?
Tallen: No.

Jem: So then I was like "What? No way! I'd never be caught dead in last season's shoes!"

Bruno: Whoa me either. I only wear the latest plaid fasions.
Jem: I can respect that.

Bruno: She can respect that. Yeah, plaid is cool.

Well that's it, friends. We'll be back soon.
-Who will be heir?
-Will Tallen go moshing?
-Will you like all of their spouses?

Ps. If you have any preferences on the heir, let me know. :)