The Cooper Legacy: Chapter 8.1

The Cooper's are back...again. I thought the last chapter was too short so I made an even shorter chapter to accompany it. Chapter 8.2 will either be out tomorrow or later on this week. So enjoy this mini chapter, it's full of exciting stuff.

Ooh yeah put it in. Right there, yeah. Fix that television.
Ellis: Stop with the creepy comments!

Lavinia is chin vomitting again. You know what that means! She had too much to drink!

Lavinia: Come on, Starr. Say disco for mommy.
Starr: Disco. Happy?

Ellis: Mouse. Mouse. Say mouse. Damn, we really need to get a computer.
Jem: ...

Lavinia: You're so smart, Starr. Good job learning to talk.

Lavinia: I'm pregnant. OH MY GOD YES! MORE KIDS!

Ellis: Hey Jem, Wanna go watch football?
Jem: No.
Ellis: Good me too. It's starting in a few minutes.

I just thought that it would be cute to get a family shot.

Ellis: Mm, Starr. Your hair smells really good. What shampoo do you use?
Starr: I dunno

Starr: I gots a pretty block.
Jem: Me too! Blue!

Starr: Dis one tastes like strawberries. What yours taste like?
Jem: Plastic

Lavinia: So intriguing. Yes. Mhm.
Ellis: Oh crap. Our house is infested with flies. Oh well :D

Lavinia: I have that feeling again!

Lavinia: ELLIS!

Ellis: OH SHIT NO! NOT IN THE KITCHEN!

Ellis: WHAT DO I DO? WE DON'T OWN A CAR! HOME BIRTH? WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

After a stressful homebirth, we now have another set of twins. Boys this time.
This is Tallen Cooper. Pronounced like talon, just in case you weren't sure.

And this here is little Bruno.

Aw look how cute they all look, playing together.

Jem: I can't wait to go to school!

And she's about to get her wish. The girls are becoming children today. First up is Starr.

Lavinia: I love you! WOO! Grow up well!

As soon as Jem took her turn, Lavinia had to rush off to town hall to get a key to the city. No big deal.

This is her party. And no I don't remember what she's getting the key for.

Mayor: Take your key and go, bitch. We've got better things to do.

Back at home, Lavinia decides to make-over her little girls because they look like EA fashion nightmares.

This is Starr. I'm pretty sure her look will go in a different direction in her teenage years but I don't have much to pick from in the children section at the moment.

Then Jem gets her turn at the makeover station.

Sha-bam.
Jem: It's not that exciting, don't pull something.

Ellis: You dark haired children sure do smell good.

Adorable.

And that's a wrap. The second half will be up soon, don't miss us too much.
-How will the girls like school?
-Will the boys be cuties?
-Will Lavinia and Ellis cool their jets or will they keep popping out babies?